A collage of people in a dystopian landscape with destroyed buildings and fire in the background. Centered is a man with a gray beard speaking passionately, surrounded by other individuals, some holding money or phones. The scene includes a sign saying "Los Banos" and a billboard advertising new homes for $400s, with a motel sign that says "No Vacancy." The top of the image features text that reads "Welcome to The Shitty Toilet."

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